I'll Lose My Files Into The Dark -------------------------------- (by Tom Roeder - parody of Death Cab For Cutie's I'll Follow You Into The Dark) Cloud of mine, some day you will die but never let me know why I'll lose my files into the dark. No POR or replicas from afar Just blue screens or racks ajar, Right before the bits disembark. If Azure and S3 find that they both are satisfied To eliminate the dups in their server design If there's no copy hidden In a vault so stark Then I'll lose my files into the dark. In business school, where avarice is the rule I got my ego bruised by a professor on track And I held my place as he told me "Latency and throughput reign, and all of crypto is a hack" If Azure and S3 find that they both are satisfied To eliminate the dups in their server design If there's no copy hidden In a vault so stark Then I'll lose my files into the dark. You and me have seen everything to see From photos to diaries And your disk read-and-write heads Are all worn down The time to crash is now But it's nothing they'll cry about 'Cause it only hurts a ``few''. May it strike them too! If Azure and S3 find that they both are satisfied To eliminate the dups in their server design If there's no copy hidden In a vault so stark Then I'll lose my files into the dark. Then I'll lose my files into the dark.